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THE SAYINGS ARE TASTY: Sebastian Conelli & Robbie Nunes

March 31, 2022

In this episode, Shane Manflow, Director of Research and Development for “AmeriSchool DefendRite,” tells us about his company’s innovative exploding tearaway pants for schoolchildren, the importance of a good slogan, and his surprising love of John Philip Sousa. Plus, entrepreneur Ned Bixby reveals that, as founder of “Off the Chain, Ltd.,” he has become the world’s richest cryptocurrency investor simply by relying on his own keen “vibes.” CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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VISCOUS GOO: Tim Bridge & Shelley Mathias

March 22, 2022

In this episode, Rick Modblon, General Manager of “Cheesy Times USA” restaurant in Mount Pleasant, Wisconsin tells us people are too lazy to work anymore. Plus, Tinsley Drasko works every day to monetize prisoners’ necessities inside the “InCell” private prison system. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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THIN RIVER: Rachael Mason & Andrew Knox

March 15, 2022

In this episode, Willow Schlunk, VP of Marketing at "Flubz Games," talks about using fun, free smartphone games to extract -- and profit from -- users' personal data. She also has a cat! Plus, conservative pundit and avid flyboarder Brad Shingles gets hot under the collar about cancel culture, and posits that we're all future victims of the phenomenon if we don't do something. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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A PLUMMETOUS DEATH: Noel Porter & Meredith Gordon

March 8, 2022

In this episode, Dr. Jeff Tendrils, Chief Research Officer at LifeComplete Labs, Ltd.” tells us all about the most innovative ways to execute death row inmates (frisbee, anyone?). Plus, Cam Jamsport, Site Manager from “Dark Holdem, Inc.” lets us in on the secret of all those underground “ice cream shops” at Guantanamo, Cuba. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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RADICAL SNAKES: Jared Hall & Lou Biafore

March 1, 2022

In this episode we talk to Hudley Frampton, member of “The Rattlesnake Brigade,” a social club of men who meet at the U.S./Mexico border to bond, learn how to shoot guns, and write in cursive. Plus, P.J. Miggs, the wunderkind who founded “FluidPool,” tells us all about how they were able to fix the healthcare system in America through the addition of predatory lending practices — all before they even turned 15. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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PLAN FOR NOTHING: Brian Hines & Helena Morris

February 22, 2022

In this episode, “Shaft Protect” safety engineer Dirk Lawnsink talks about what it’s like to protect and maintain aging nuclear missile silos—and its surprising link to the Christian faith. Plus, Ivy Needling from “Suppress Select” is on a crusade of her own, stopping voter fraud by preventing people from sitting down or drinking water at the polls. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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PUNCHING BUNS w/Ben Rameaka & Lydia Hensler

February 15, 2022

In this episode, J.P. Higgs-Boshon, CEO of “His Blood Publishing” and author of the “New Enterprise Bible,” discusses waterbed technology, adapting a religious text into a personal memoir, and the surprising properties of triangles. Plus, anti-renewables activist Olive Prankle tells us about a formative Christmas present, what she shares in common with Banksy, and why the real upside to fossil fuels is the friends we make along the way. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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FORCING FATE: Julia Rambosson Sehmer & Erica Haviland

February 8, 2022

In this episode, Lorraine Loinlove from the “Inconceivable Health” pregnancy crisis center tells us what tactics she uses to prevent women from terminating pregnancies (hint: there is screaming involved). Plus, Maeve O’Froundling, materials buyer for “PLEMP Mobile,” talks about what it’s like to visit — and sometimes destabilize — other countries, all to access the sweet, precious metals used in our cell phones. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, planned parenthood, pregnancy, teen pregnancy, pregnancy crisis center, crisis center, reproductive rights, pro life, pro choice, iphone, apple, outsourcing, mining, precious metals, technology, environment

ROBOTS WALK SLOW w/Kate Farley & Liam Welsh

February 1, 2022

In this episode, Lola Davenpeck from “FactSwap Publishing” walks us through what it takes to “customize” textbooks in different school districts. Plus, Smash Raskeen from “Steal the Future, LLC” discusses how to keep his terrifying robots from destroying the human race — and also tells us about his parkour podcast, “Hardkour.” CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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WHITE HOT RAGE: Kate Bradley & Stefan Spec

January 25, 2022

In this episode, Morton Downsley, the host of the high-rated program “Breakfast Sausage” on WMAN radio, talks about why he never wants to go home. Plus, Gabe Vantown, project manager for “Killzone Construction,” reveals how effective killer helicopters can be against peaceful protestors. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, talk radio, conservative talk radio, conservative radio, white privilege, oil pipeline, land back, land defenders, environmental protest, environment

FISHNET APPROACH: Brian DeLaBruere & Maddy Hyams

January 18, 2022

In this episode, Delmore Thung, content officer from political marketing firm “HookThink Ltd.,” tells us what special sauce goes into generating the next big “Let’s Go Brandon” viral moment. Plus, legal consultant Kitty Waverly-Preck shares the union-busting strategies she uses at “BLAZE Retail,” including (but not limited to) aggravated assault on a Segway. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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Tags comedy, satire, improv, improvisation, business, corporate, company, corporate satire, let's go brandon, taglines, social media, tiktok, viral content, unions, unionization, union busting, amazon, amazon union, amazon fulfillment

BAD BLOOD: Stephanie Albaugh, Brit Flynn & Tobin Mollett

January 18, 2022

In this episode, Kendra and Karline Blent, the sisters behind Australia’s “Brekkie Buns” bakery, talk about why they sometimes fill pastries full of spiders. Plus, Shep Monzo, rocket designer for “AeroPenetrate,” reveals why he put a bear on a billionaire’s spaceship. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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AND ALSO WITH YOU w/Brian Park & Maddy Hyams

December 24, 2021

In this very special Christmas episode, Dean Ardenfell tells us where he’s been for over a year. Then, you will hear the long-awaited Season 1 finale of The Corporation, recorded way back in 2020. In it, Dean interviews political copywriter Tandy Schiltz from GOP Direct, and spiritual guru Jennica Nightwolf. GET READY: Season 2 of The Corporation begins Tuesday, January 18th! CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!

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CORK YOUR EARS w/Tim Bridge & Maggie Phelan

October 6, 2020

In this episode, motivational speaker Steve Joylove (Tim Bridge) and HCN Lead Meteorologist Dirk Branley (Maggie Phelan), speak with Dean Ardenfell (Nathan Hartswick), an audio documentarian who seeks to interview employees of global corporation Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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VACATION COP w/Ash Diggs & Lou Biafore

September 22, 2020

In this episode, salesman Davy Ray Briggs (Ash Diggs) from Remainder Ammunition and Garnered Equipment (RAGE), and Vic Shornfloke (Lou Biafore), manager of Upchuck's Downtown Restaurant, speak with Dean Ardenfell (Nathan Hartswick), an audio documentarian who seeks to interview employees of global corporation Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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LOOSE SWEAT w/Stephanie Albaugh & Jared Hall

September 8, 2020

In this episode, pop sensation & entrepreneur Palmera Wetts (Stephanie Albaugh), and co-founder of Airflow Disrupt, Dag Slurge (Jared Hall), speak with Dean Ardenfell (Nathan Hartswick), an audio documentarian who seeks to interview employees of global corporation Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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DANGER BUFFET w/Ash Diggs & Em Keuppers

June 9, 2020

Kashton Zane, Founder of "Power to the Peak" Expedition Services, and Hunter Gamswood, VP of Marketing for "Listen Here," speak remotely with a quarantined Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian who seeks to interview employees of global corporation Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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SPITE HOBBY w/Natalie Miller & Mark Gessner

June 2, 2020

Georgina Sheriweather, Regional Coordinator for the “Miss United States of A” Pageant, and Dale ‘Bucky’ Sparks, Lead Mechanic at “Lube Me Up,” speak remotely with a quarantined Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian who seeks to interview employees of global corporation Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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VERMIN MANAGEMENT w/Julia Pistell & Michael Bird

May 26, 2020

Darby Yamswood, Regional Property Manager of "Living the Dream" Mobile Homes, and Brody Shangmore, CEO of Muscles for Days, LLC, speak remotely with a quarantined Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian who seeks to interview employees of global corporation Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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FUNCTIONALLY IMMORTAL w/Kirsten Rasmussen & Stefan Spec

May 19, 2020

Nellie Yonklin, life coach and bestselling self-help author, and Tad Shepps, intellectual property attorney at Our Advantage, speak remotely with a quarantined Dean Ardenfell, an audio documentarian who seeks to interview employees of global corporation Hogswood-Cooper Media.

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