Madelein Smith (Amazon Prime) plays “Danielle Shunk, Esq.” and Danny Spencer plays “Leo Grantz!” Topics covered: celebrity law, cancel culture, tech sector.
Read MoreA GIFT FOR THE MOST GIFTED: Kate Willett & Samantha Ruddy
Kate Willett (Netflix, The Late Show) plays “Dana Van Frenkle” and Samantha Ruddy (The Tonight Show, The Late Show) plays “Lucy Beth Tuddswell!” Topics covered: luxury gift guides; celebrity culture; real estate; landlords.
Read MoreNETI HEAD: Ray Harrington & Brit Flynn
Ray Harrington (Conan, Sirius XM) plays “Pete Wiffspoon” and Brit Flynn plays “Susan Runts!” Topics covered: luxury jet travel; celebrity culture; corporate teambuilding.
Read MoreDADDIES CAN BE STERN: Kevin McDonald & Maggie Phelan
Kevin McDonald (Kids in the Hall) plays “Stu Miffkin” and Maggie Phelan plays “Queenie Tugsworth!” Topics covered: fracking/oil & gas, cancel culture.
Read MoreDON'T TAKE THESE OLD MEN HOME: Noel Porter & Björk Guðmundsdóttir
Noel Porter plays “Earl Faintway” and Björk Guðmundsdóttir plays “Kendra Blingberg!” Topics covered: airline industry, TV news.
Read MoreBIG ARMS, LITTLE LEGS: Stella Pappas & Brian DeLaBruere
Stella Pappas plays “Lonnie Larue” and Brian DeLaBruere plays “Shed Wimsley.” Topics covered: religious theme parks, paparazzi.
Read MoreBLOOD SWAP: Gareth Reynolds & Luke H. Simmons
Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, Arrested Development) plays “Bill Tallard” and Luke H. Simmons plays “Pat Pudsworth.” Topics covered: Q Anon, child trafficking, single-use coffee machines.
Read MoreRODS FROM GOD: Jonny Nelson & Tim Bridge
In this episode, Jared Thunk, CEO of “MoonPit, Ltd.,” talks his plan to mine precious metals from the moon (and tells us about the interdimensional friends he has made along the way). Plus, Eddie Swillbone, Head Chef at the award-winning restaurant, “JILT,” explains why he does not suffer fools, his take on deconstructed cuisine, and what “JILT” stands for. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
Read MoreCRAISINS & COCAINE: Liam Welsh & Jeremy Gonzalez
In this episode, Nordstrom Pinkett, finance head of private hospital “Generational Health,” talks about convincing poor sick and injured people to sign up for a high-interest credit card. He also vehemently denies pushing an old lady down the stairs. Plus, ghost writer Devon Peffson of “Write Wing Publishing” discusses his approach to authoring conservative celebrity memoirs. Hint: it involves lying and using illicit drugs. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
Read MoreSTRAP IT ON, TURN THE KNOB: Katie Dowling & Justice Gilbert
In this episode, Yolanda’s Basement Lead Fashion Designer Jenny Dent talks about her innovative and chic “cigarette pant” and regales us with tales of skeet shooting with Billy Joel. Plus, Lynn Pinsgard, personal golf ball diver for CFO John Pimfred, Jr. talks about growing up in the woods, learning what a pond is, and singing to corvids. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
Read MoreHONEY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF BIRDS?: Sarah Martellaro & Aaron Paulsen
In this episode, Fiona Hemstock, an aerial application pilot for “We Go Low Aviation,” talks about what it’s like to be a crop duster, all while confusing films she has seen for her own objective reality (due to all the pesticides she has inhaled). Plus, Danny Frangelico, professional mourner for “Elite Grief,” shares his strategies for performatively grieving for, and simultaneously upstaging, strangers at their own funerals. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
Read MoreRE-RELEASE: TOUGH COOKIES (Live!): Jared Hall & Natalie Miller
A NOTE FROM DEAN: It's been a busy week here at Ardenfell HQ, so we are playing a re-rerun. (Hey, if those greedy striking writers at the WGA can do it, so can we.) New episodes should be back next week! In the meantime, I hope you enjoy this re-airing of a very special LIVE episode we did back in January. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
Read MoreGOD, PEOPLE ARE SMALL: Tobin Mollett & Loretta Pontillo
In this episode, “LightFlash Entertainment” CEO Gary Mandale discusses about what it’s like to run a Hollywood studio while the evil, greedy writers are all on strike. Plus, Sheena Wintrup, delivery driver at “Zip2U,” talks a little about her job, but mostly about her pet alligators. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
Read MoreNAKED AS IT COMES: Mike Kelton & Morgan Miller
In this episode, Dan Brentpole, founder and CEO of “A Vigorous Man,” talks about being a large, hairy, turgid beast, and how his supplements help other guys to be the same. Plus, Riley Trello, Head Financial Astrologist at “Wealth Rising,” discusses her “gut feelings” about the stars and planets, and how they help her give investment advice. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
Read MoreTHE GOLF LAWN: Eric Dreiblatt & Chelsea Rendlen
In this episode, Waylon Deets, the Year-Round Caretaker of the private island “Jabez Rock,” talks about his relationship with a boss who’s never around, his favorite flavor of ether, and why he’d love to see a ghost. Plus, Edie Lapose, the Social Media Manager for “Cooper Oil Worldwide,” has five scientists who will disagree with everything you think is true. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
Read MoreWIENER PARTY: Daisy Maud & Maddie Cross
In this episode, “BroCulture, Ltd.” team building events planner Judy Shewbrooke talks about what it’s like to corral a tech company full of men, and why she loves sensory deprivation tanks. Plus, Patricia “Patty” Grimps, VP of Sales for “Fire From Above” discusses how selling ballistic missiles to disreputable governments starts with forming a friendship. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
Read MoreHOTPOCALYPSE: Conor Lastowka & Sarah Venuti Yates
In this episode, Sentinel Quarterly Discharge head publisher Les Danskort discusses the many rookie mistakes people are likely to make during a world-ending event, and in the process, throws a little shade at his hot neighbor Plus, Cindy Wildprawn, head of marketing for dating app Above6, talks about what makes human beings attracted to one another, and confesses that she neither has a dog nor drinks coffee. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
Read MoreTHE PULL & THE TUG: Douglas Widick & Mel Rubin
In this episode, Purloin Realty Director of Acquisitions Ryan Bedfellow discusses what it’s like to aggressively underpay families for their homes, how he once relocated some talented orphans, and what it’s like to be a “propulsion geek.” Plus, Charlene Mopps, Leader of Guest Engagement for Traditional Teddy, talks about helping people to build teddy bears that look like their favorite GOP celebrities. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
Read MoreSQUAT FOR TODD: Cam Gavinski & Alyssa Sabo
Cam Gavinsky (HBO, Comedy Central) plays “Yves Dubois-Garcon” and Alyssa Sabo plays “Brooke Lilywood.” Topics covered: resorts for the wealthy; conservative TV entertainment.
Read MoreGET YOUR CORN BLITZED: Ben Rameaka & Megan Rose
In this episode, Linzer Automotive founder and visionary Sledge Wolcott discusses how down-to-earth he is, even as manages to build the most innovative car ever designed (which has only resulted in a handful of deaths). Plus, Linda Blingbert, Program Director at Someone Think of the Children, talks about her corporate daycare program, and makes the case for what a critical role she plays, even as most people seem to ignore her. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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