In this episode, Lasso Tobacco factory worker Trixie Newcombe finally leaves the confines of her workstation to talk about everything from cigars to her own conception, and whether the world ended in 2000. Plus, Fred Whetstone, founder of Straight Cakes, talks about how a religious fever dream inspired him to make right-angle confections for heterosexual couples. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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A TAN PERSON IN HELL: Tobin Mollett & Maddie Cross
In this episode, Cosmo Lindbergh, accomplished film director for Glory to the Family Pictures, talks about being recruited into show business by missionaries on the beach. Plus, Casey Mumfred, Senior Analyst for BackStairs, Ltd., discusses her glamorous career as a professional office gossip. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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OOPS, ALL PURPLE: Colleen Goodhue & Adi Eyring
In this episode, Hogswood Cooper Shopping Network co-host Marilyn Whitesnow talks about how she sells items with a personal flair, and what she feeds her carnivorous plants. Plus, Lindsay Yoghouse, crisis manager for BioPhobia, discusses where the company gets its ideas for enhancing animals for use on the battlefield. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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THE THIRD COMING: Nicole Passmore & Angus MacDonald
In this episode, Sharon Greeling, Director of Suburban Planning for Homogocile, talks about clear-cutting protected lands to build huge McMansion developments, and how every last one of her employees adores and fears her. Plus, Lester Friend, front man for the Christian band Spirit Supreme and CEO of the record label Arise Poor Children, discusses his many albums, how his poor behavior is justified, and the possibility that he is the Son of God. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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LIKE THE GARDEN OF EDEN: Carmen Lagala & Maddy Hyams
In this episode, Skrinch Fitness CEO and president Bex Frimpton talks about shaping regular people into the smoothest possible sexual partners for herself. Plus, Mabel Rudds discusses her wildly successful #TradWife YouTube channel, United Wives of America. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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THE BASE OF THE FACE: Stephen Chisa & Kate Farley (BONUS!)
In this special, YouTube-only bonus episode, we talk to Pauly DeWalt, co-owner of the police-themed amusement park Blue Lives Adventure. He discusses the various attractions, as well as why he separates children and their mothers. Then, plastic surgeon Tamara Branman speaks about her firm, Recaptured Relevance, which helps women over 40 get “back in the game” with full face replacements. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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SECOND APPENDECTOMY: Hillary Boone & Lucy Haney
In this episode, Xander Peeples, CEO of the disaster tourism company Tour Majeure, talks about the growth potential and challenges of profiting off other people’s misfortune. Plus, Luna Plintz, founder of the drop-shipping fashion brand Not Our Clothing, admits that her success has come without any practical skills, and tells us about her unusual medical challenges. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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MOSTLY PULP: Brian Hines & Susi Trexler
In this episode, Jerry Dinks, co-owner of a football team that the woke liberals are trying to rename, talks all about being a culture warrior (or can you not say that word anymore either?) — as well as his vendetta against lumberjacks. Plus, Destiny Shellbone, host of the children’s television program Manifest, Destiny! discusses her ability to remain disconnected from all external things, because of her unshakeable faith. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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WAIT AND WOW: Aaron Paulsen & Brian Park
In this episode, Jim Keeks, the Chief Creative Engineer at “You’re Mine Now” talks about creating safe, near-death experiences that thrill and terrify the one percent. Plus, Wallace Tumswell, retail associate at Penelope’s Warehouse, discusses what it’s like to work at a large crafting store that really loves Jesus. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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LONELY 50: Maddy Hyams & Lucy Haney
In this episode, Dr. Jane Tenterswell, the Lead Genetic Researcher for FoodGlut, LLC, talks about some of the rogue biological experiments she has been conducting, including several that fuse the DNA of human beings and household produce. Plus, Destiny Chogslow, president of Screen Time Network, explains why she likes to call the children who own her company’s cell phones in the middle of the night and chat with them. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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IT'S NOT A DUCK: Stephanie Albaugh & Max Higgins
In this episode, Lasso Tobacco factory worker Trixie Newcombe finally leaves the confines of her workstation to talk about everything from cigars to her own conception, and whether the world ended in 2000. Plus, Fred Whetstone, founder of Straight Cakes, talks about how a religious fever dream inspired him to make right-angle confections for heterosexual couples. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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TOUGH COOKIES (Live!): Jared Hall & Natalie Miller
It’s a very special LIVE episode of The Corporation, recorded in front of a small but mighty audience at Vermont Comedy Club! Dean is joined first by Terry Burnbridge, who reflects on teaching schoolchildren about our great meritocracy by performing his autobiographical play for them. Then, Annette Gelby talks about what it takes to turn shuttered women’s health clinics into businesses that are a little more, shall we say, “baby-positive.”. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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SUCH GRACE: Catrina Hughes & Sam Kurnit
Celebrity lifestyle maven Zendra Mimsley joins Dean to talk about the stressors of being in the public eye, and what happens to dogs when you give them caffeine. Plus, Daq Shuggs, Executive Director of DarkScrape, LLC, shares how important it is to our collective safety that the authorities are able to access 100% of your personal data at all times. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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FREE POT: John Lyons, Todd Glass & Chip Chantry
John Lyons plays “Thurston Dent” and Todd Glass (Netflix) and Chip Chantry play “Tim and Chris Crumsworth.” Topics covered: fine art dealing; legalized marijuana.
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RIDDLED WITH EMOTIONS: Cipha Sounds & Rachael Sherman
Cipha Sounds plays “Lou Frangipone” and Rachael Sherman plays “Sheila Wumps.” Topics covered: police culture; big pharma.
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DOCK BOY: Brian DeLaBruere & Maggie Phelan
Paul Tony Jinlow of Dainty Duchess Cruise Lines talks about the ship buoyancy disaster that led to him being named Interim Director. Plus, Fran Pompler, Field Producer for “Celebrity Threesome” on the Hogswood Love Network, talks about how her marital problems inspired a popular reality show. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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SUCH A TIME AS THIS: Lydia Hensler & Mark Gessner
Lydia Hensler plays “Deb Friendly” and Mark Gessner plays “Manfred Bloom.” Topics covered: wellness culture and psychics; secret societies.
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GARBAGE ISLAND: Brian Park & Ryan Kenyon
In this episode, Oliver Sprunk, PR Director of the trash incineration company ThermBurn, Ltd., explains why his company does so much more than just burn unwanted plastics. Plus, Lazlo Jansport, creator of the mental health chat service “MindToast,” defends his startup against claims that its product is harming users. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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DRIFTING AND DONUTS: Sam Kurnit & Loretta Pontillo
Pud Winsley, Sales Director of “THC International,” tells us what it’s like to sell legal marijuana grown by free prison labor; why he has no empathy or understanding of metaphor, and his devotion to the Tokyo Drift. Plus, Danielle Branstop, Chief Content Officer for “Scorched Earth Socials,” discusses how some troublemakers deserve to be doxxed, and the true hero of the Harry Potter franchise. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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SOMETHING AWESOME BEFORE YOU DIE: Aaron Paulsen & Kate Kisor
In this episode, Shipley Deutrick from “BlueBuzz, LLC” “ explains how sometimes the cops just need a do-over. Plus, he gets very defensive about classic film beauties. Plus, Griff Chisolm, Chief Promoter of the “International Wrestling Federation of the World” tells us how the long-running “Hogswood Beatdown” program still appeals to white men ages 60-65. CLICK “Read More” TO LISTEN NOW!
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